Sunday, December 30, 2007

The Sparrow and the Moon.


In a bare tree outside a bright window, a small black sparrow lived. Dark and drab, with under-developed wings, the only features of note he carried were a pair of round eyes that shone black and true. True black is so rare and remarkable, it is only found in one place: deep in the heart of still-warm volcanic glass. Our sparrow might have known this if he ever spoke to other creatures, but alas, as his voice was frail and cracked, he never even sang to himself, let alone strange beings. It was for this reason, that the sparrow had no name. He simply existed as Sparrow.
Sparrow’s lonely and quiet existence was an unhappy one on an unsteady branch. He spent his evenings watching the various happenings in his window, as humans sat at a table and clinked glasses and never looked out. On special nights, a small boy would play a guitar in the chair closest to the window and our poor sparrow would hop a few spaces closer on the precarious branch. It was the single event worth the risk of being noticed. After the boy finished playing and walked beyond the reach of the window’s glass, Sparrow bowed his head and grieved. Then, he would cock his head to the right, wait one suspended moment hoping…hoping… and then, upon accepting the finality of his absence, would turn slowly around and make one great arduous leap back to the crook of the branch and trunk. Tucking his beak into his dusty feathers, Sparrow would think on the last notes of the night and mimic sleep.
It was in one such despondent night that the moon, who had many names but chose to exist as Moon, took pity on Sparrow. Moon herself was a solitary creature, shunning even the attention of the irresistibly handsome Sun, and recognized his pain. So Moon spoke for the first time in a thousand years directly into his ear.
“Hello, Dear Sparrow.” Startled, the tiny bird jerked and looked up, surprise evident in his burnished-coal eyes. “Hello,” he whispered back.
It was then, Moon fell swiftly in love. For the first time she saw herself clearly reflected; shining in his perfect eyes. Ever a narcissistic star, she could have stared silently at herself for an eternity, until the galaxy crumbled around her in disarray. In fact, up until this point, Moon had made due with peeking at her smudged likeness in the murky seas. Now, as she saw her pristine beauty and intricate features, she realized why Sun had been chasing her for millennia.
“Sparrow. Come be by my side.”
Who was he to refuse? Immediately, he left his worn nook in the bough and started flying straight up and out. At first, he enthusiastically flapped his feeble wings, swooshing cold air through his feathers. However, once he got high enough, the air thinned and his tiny body tired and slowly, his wings faltered. So the moon caught him and placed him on a tiny cloud where he slept, wrapped in a duvet of dew-drops.
Later, he woke and, reinvigorated, flew directly into the moon’s outstretched arms. The cloud had washed his feathers, making him glossy and bright. Now, he reflected vain Moon from any perspective and from then on, whenever one looked closely at the moon, it appeared as if a tiny star was twinkling right above her, practically entangled in her gossamer hair. And it was as such, entwined and inseparable, that the two spent the rest of their lives, reflecting their love back and forth.

I MISSED IT.


Tuesday, December 25, 2007

happy christmas.








for me? ok.

and somebody's got to sacrifice, if this whole thing gonna turn out right...

Monday, December 24, 2007


how funny is jeff? to the right is the admiral's work.

emily's story


At an ivory-encrusted table, a delinquent princess sat. She had a sullen look on her pretty face, which actually served to highlight her exquisite brows (natural) and her red red pout (very pouty). We’d admit, actually, that this surliness detracted from her charm if it weren’t for the fact that we, the narrators, are very much in love with her. Her name was Emmaly.
Emmaly was the favorite. Of the kingdom, of her father, of the gods. She was graced with everything she ever wanted. Intellect. Leather jackets. Calligraphy pens. Snow leopards dyed neon colors. Cornbread made entirely of crust. First kisses. Gum. Even a new name.
For her half birthday between fifteen and sixteen, she decreed that everyone call her Princess Boom-bada-boom. Her favorite knights could call her Booms. But only before, while and after kissing her.
The Princess Emmaly Boom-bada-boom, sometimes (often) known as Booms, was outwardly petulant. This was a cover. She was, in fact, quite collected and used this surly cover to throw off any suspicion as to what made her wildly happy: sneaking out on her 1959 Harley, painted as black as the heart of a shark, and rousing up good times. She would dance her little legs off and come roaring home, racing the sun north.
Our princepesa would knock over gambling tables when she lost and curse robustly when she won. Booms would walk down back alleys, singing Bruce Springsteen. Booms played with bone dice, broke kneecaps and shattered diamonds. She had Beaujolais on her black taffeta dress. Our girl had magic in her.
Now there were several inconsequential princes in her past, and one consequential. He broke her ruby heart, that good-looking wolf. He told her he loved her but he had a kingdom to run and could not afford to waste the nights and laze the mornings away. He left on a horse as stuck-up as him.
After soaking in a gilded bathtub for three days, Booms made her first step towards recovery. She put on a robe and moved to the balcony. There, she slept and sunned and cried on a bed her servants moved from the summer cottage. Her tears streaked down her cheeks and she sang every Prince song she knew.
Her allure was such that every night she was out there, the moon would sink a little heavier towards the ground. Until, one night, the moon was hovering directly over Booms, peering directly into her eyes. The moon, a handsome-looking gentleman with a pocket-watch and a smoking addiction, sank a little heavier as he decided to love her the most. He reached down and pulled Booms up into an embrace. Booms appreciated the gesture, but all of a sudden, all she wanted to do was dance.
She lept out of his arms, bounded off the bed and shimmied down the balcony wall, passing good ol’ Romeo on his way to say hello. She didn’t even stop to exchange pleasantries. Vrroom, the Harley was fired up and off she blew in only her nightgown. Booms rode and rode until she found herself in an entirely new country where the entire nation danced for a living. There, she met Ryan Adams who wrote her dozens and dozens of songs. Even though she never loved quite the same again, she was happy. Light and happy.